Funny Egg Dealer Chicken Shirt – Farm Humor for Chicken Moms

Funny Egg Dealer Chicken Shirt – Farm Humor for Chicken Moms

Let's face it, in the age whe egg prices have been sky high, you've had more than one friend who knows a person...with chickens. If you keep chickens, you already know the truth: eggs are the real currency. This Funny Egg Dealer Chicken Shirt – Farm Humor for Chicken Moms leans into the joke every backyard chicken keeper has heard - and secretly loves - that they're selling eggs on the side. Featuring a proud hen, stacked egg cartons, and a cheeky phrase, this tee is made for people who know their eggs are in dangerously high demand and loves a good pun.

Designed with a lighthearted, farm-friendly sense of humor, this shirt celebrates the everyday reality of chicken raising without crossing into edgy territory. It’s clever, knowing, and instantly recognizable to anyone who’s ever been asked, “Do you sell eggs?” The illustration keeps things wholesome and charming, making it a great fit for farmers markets, feed store runs, school pickup, or casual weekends around the coop.

This shirt works just as well for seasoned chicken moms as it does for new backyard flock owners who are quickly realizing how popular fresh eggs make them in a time of grocery store shortages and eye watering prices. The humor lands naturally—no explanation required—and it’s guaranteed to spark laughs and conversations from fellow chicken keepers and curious onlookers alike.

Easy to style and easy to gift, this tee pairs effortlessly with jeans, overalls, leggings, or flannel layers. It’s ideal for everyday wear, casual farm life, or as a fun nod to the realities of sustainable living and backyard food culture. Whether you’re collecting eggs at sunrise or handing cartons to friends and neighbors, this shirt lets you wear the joke proudly.

If you’re looking for a chicken mom shirt that’s funny, relatable, and instantly recognizable within the backyard chicken community, this one delivers—no clucking required.

Perfect For:

• Chicken moms and backyard chicken keepers
• People who sell, share, or gift fresh eggs
• Fans of funny farm and homestead humor
• Farmers market days and casual weekends
• Gifts for chicken lovers and homesteaders
• Pun lovers
• Anyone living that backyard chicken life

Product Features:

• Clever Farm Humor: playful “free-range crack dealer” egg joke
• Chicken-Themed Design: illustrated hen and egg cartons
• Everyday Wear: easy to style for casual farm or town outings
• Durable Print: artwork designed to last wash after wash
• Conversation Starter: instantly relatable to chicken keepers
• Gift Ready: perfect for chicken moms and egg dealers alike

Product features:

• Buttery Soft Feel: crafted with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a smooth, premium handfeel
• Classic Fit: crew neckline and retail fit deliver a versatile style that works for casual wear, layering, or dressed-up looks
• Tear-away Label: eliminates tag irritation for all-day comfort
• Ethically Made: produced in eco-friendly facilities with fair labor practices; made with sustainably sourced cotton and certified by WRAP & Oeko-Tex for safety and quality
• Side Seams: help garments retain shape wash after wash
• Pre-Shrunk: helps the garment remain the correct size over time, with no surprises out of the wash. Improves durability of the garment and neckline.
• Ribbed Knit Collar: designed with superior elasticity to keep its structure over time
• Shoulder Taping: reinforces seams and prevents stretching for long-lasting wear
• Fabric Quality: lightweight (4.2 oz/yd²) and breathable, perfect for layering or standalone wear
• Fabric Blends: Solids – 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton; Heather colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather & Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Ash – 99% cotton, 1% polyester

Standard Sizes

Care instructions

• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
• Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
• Do not dryclean