Metaphors Be With You T-Shirt – Inspired by Sci-Fi & Lit Class Heroes

Wield the power of figurative language—because syntax is your superpower.

Whether you're armed with a red pen or a perfectly timed pun, this Metaphors Be With You T-Shirt lets the world know you’re not here to play—it’s a full-on word war, and you're winning with style, smarts, and a well-drawn allusion.

This design is made for the teachers, students, bookworms, grammar enthusiasts, and literature nerds who know that language isn’t just communication—it’s weaponry. Centered on a radiant pen-turned-energy-blade, the artwork bursts with the literary forces of metaphor, simile, symbolism, irony, and allusion. Together, they’re the ultimate arsenal for anyone who’s ever diagrammed a sentence or spotted a theme before it was cool.

“Metaphors Be With You” puts your love of figurative language front and center—with just the right touch of nerdy flair. Whether you're stepping into the classroom, dropping rhetorical devices in casual conversation, or correcting homophones under your breath at the grocery store, this shirt has your back.

Available in multiple colors and made from soft, breathable fabric, this tee is comfortable enough for long school days, literature club debates, or grading sessions that go well past your bedtime. It also makes a witty and thoughtful gift for English teachers, writing tutors, literature students, or your favorite language arts geek.

This isn't just a funny graphic tee—it’s a literary badge of honor. Because you know the difference between their, there, and they’re. You dream in extended metaphors. And you don’t just speak in paragraphs—you teach them.

So go ahead: wear your wit with pride, flex your figurative finesse, and let the world know your pen has a little extra glow.

Perfect For:

English teachers and language arts legends
Lit lovers who live for layered meanings
Back-to-school humor with a nerdy twist
Grammar nerds and pun t-shirt collectors
Book club regulars and classroom warriors
Anyone who knows that irony isn’t just rain on your wedding day

Product features:

Buttery Soft Feel: made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Classic Fit: with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
Tear-away Label: minimizes skin irritations
Ethical: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
No Side Seams: knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed Knit Collar: highly elastic collar and helps retain its shape
Shoulder Tape: shoulder seams stabilized to help hold shape and prevent stretching
Fabric: from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric.
Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

Standard Sizes

	XS	S	M	L	XL
Width, in	16.50	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00
Sleeve length, in	8.60	8.90	9.20	9.50	9.70
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50