Smooth Cthulhu T-Shirt – Myth & Moonwalk

Smooth Cthulhu T-Shirt - Lovecraftian Smooth Criminal Tee

When the stars are right… he leans. Smoothly. Elegantly. Terrifyingly.

There are cosmic horrors, and then there's Smooth Cthulhu - an eldritch icon reimagined in full pop star regalia. Our Smooth Cthulhu Softstyle T-Shirt blends interdimensional dread with a moonwalk-worthy flair, paying tribute to both the mythos of H.P. Lovecraft and the unforgettable swagger of Michael Jackson's "Smooth Criminal." Featuring a stylized Cthulhu in a classic white suit and fedora, this design captures the infamous anti-gravity lean from the iconic music video — because even eldritch abominations need rhythm.

Printed on a lightweight and breathable cotton blend, this tee balances comfort and satire in equal measure. Whether you're a Lovecraftian lore aficionado, a fan of vintage music videos, or someone who just loves a perfectly executed visual pun, this shirt delivers. The vintage noir aesthetic of the illustration gives the design a timeless edge, while the playful cross-genre mashup adds conversation-starting charisma to your wardrobe. And let's be honest - nothing says "I contain multitudes" like a being from the abyss who keeps it smooth under pressure.

This is more than just a funny t-shirt. It's a wearable wink at pop culture - perfect for comic cons, horror movie marathons, music trivia nights, or casual strolls into the unknowable depths. Each element of the design has been crafted to echo iconic visuals: the angular lean, the crisp suit lines, and the eerie calm of a creature who knows he’s bringing both doom and style to the dance floor. This is satire that slaps - visually, thematically, and existentially.

Whether you’re summoning attention at brunch or summoning ancient powers from beneath the sea, Smooth Cthulhu will keep you cool, confident, and just a little bit chaotic.

Perfect For:

Horror-comedy fans
Michael Jackson devotees
Lovecraftian mythos enthusiasts
Pop culture collectors
Pun lovers with impeccable timing
Halloween or horror-themed party wear
Casual cosmic absurdity

Product features:

>Buttery Soft Feel: made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Classic Fit: with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
Tear-away Label: minimizes skin irritations
Ethical: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
No Side Seams: knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed Knit Collar: highly elastic collar and helps retain its shape
Shoulder Tape: shoulder seams stabilized to help hold shape and prevent stretching
Fabric:made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric.
Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

Standard Sizes

	XS	S	M	L	XL
Width, in	16.00	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00
Sleeve length, in	7.99	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50
	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length, in	9.25	9.49	9.72	9.96
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50