Thrust Issues Fencing T-Shirt – Funny Saber Shirt for Fencers & Pun Lovers
Every fencer knows the struggle — and now it has a shirt. The Thrust Issues Fencing T-Shirt combines fencing pride with witty humor, making it the perfect tee for anyone who loves the sport and enjoys a good pun. With bold text and a pair of crossed sabers, it’s both stylish and cheeky, bringing fencing culture out of the salle and into everyday life.
This shirt is designed for fencers who know that a “thrust issue” isn’t just about technique — it’s also about laughter, camaraderie, and the quirks that make the sport unique. Whether you’re a sabreur, foilist, or épée fencer, this tee celebrates the shared language of fencing while delivering a punchline anyone can appreciate.
Printed on a soft, breathable unisex tee, the saber shirt is comfortable enough for practice, travel, or lounging at tournaments between bouts. Its clean design and clever wording make it equally fun to wear casually around friends, at the club, or as a warm-up shirt before competition.
The Thrust Issues Pun Shirt is more than just fencing merch — it’s a conversation starter. Non-fencers will laugh at the double meaning, while those in the sport will recognize the joke immediately. It makes an ideal gift for fencers, coaches, and anyone with a sharp wit.
Lightweight, versatile, and humorous, this shirt belongs in every fencer’s wardrobe. Add it to your rotation and wear your fencing humor proudly, on and off the strip.
Perfect For:
- Fencers who love witty fencing humor
- Saber fencers who want a funny saber shirt
- Coaches looking for a playful gift for their athletes
- Teammates sharing inside jokes at tournaments
- Wearing as a casual warm-up shirt at practice
- Pun lovers who enjoy clever sports tees
- Gifting to fencing friends for birthdays or holidays
- Anyone who wants a fencing shirt that sparks smiles
Product features:
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Clever Design: bold “Thrust Issues” pun with crossed sabers
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Soft Comfort: unisex cotton blend for easy wear
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Fencing Flair: perfect for practice, tournaments, or casual outings
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Durable Print: designed to keep its sharp look wash after wash
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Conversation Starter: fencing humor that clicks instantly
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Gift Ready: ideal for fencers, coaches, or pun enthusiasts
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Buttery Soft Feel: crafted with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a smooth, premium handfeel
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Classic Fit: crew neckline and retail fit deliver a versatile style that works for casual wear, layering, or dressed-up looks
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Tear-away Label: eliminates tag irritation for all-day comfort
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Ethically Made: produced in eco-friendly facilities with fair labor practices; made with sustainably sourced cotton and certified by WRAP & Oeko-Tex for safety and quality
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Side Seams: help garments retain shape wash after wash
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Ribbed Knit Collar: designed with superior elasticity to keep its structure over time
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Shoulder Taping: reinforces seams and prevents stretching for long-lasting wear
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Fabric Quality: lightweight (4.2 oz/yd²) and breathable, perfect for layering or standalone wear
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Fabric Blends: Solids – 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton; Heather colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather & Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Ash – 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Standard Sizes
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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
| Width, in |
16.50 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.60 |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
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2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
10.00 |
10.40 |
10.80 |
11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
