Captain Nope Dad T-Shirt – Funny Superhero Tee for Father Figures
Meet the ultimate superhero of fatherhood: Captain Nope. For every dad who's a pro at saying "no," meet his new uniform.
For every dad who's mastered the art of dodging questionable requests and saying "no" with heroic flair, this tee delivers big laughs and even bigger dad energy. Featuring a cartoon superhero in full regalia with "NOPE" blazing across his chest, this design is perfect for the king of vetoes, curfews, and remote control dominance.
Whether you're declining another snack run, vetoing a questionable TikTok trend, or just upholding the sacred "no" to one more bedtime story - this shirt's got your back. The Captain Nope T-Shirt is for dads who wear their authority with a wink and a cape.
Featuring a bold, comic-style superhero with a defiant stance and "NOPE" emblazoned on his chest, this shirt combines retro comic vibes with modern dad humor. The text "The Dad Who Declines" gives it the finishing heroic flair, because sometimes saying no is a superpower.
Printed on a soft, high-quality tee that can handle everything from backyard barbecues to fatherly eye rolls, this graphic shirt is built for comfort and laughs. The black fabric makes the vibrant design pop while also hiding minor ketchup stains—because hey, even superheroes snack on the job.
Ideal for Father's Day gifts, dad jokes in motion, or just making your stance clear without saying a word. Captain Nope is the hero your weekend wardrobe needs. Whether you're buying for Father's Day, a birthday, or just because, this is a hilarious tribute to the dad who always stands his ground — one "no" at a time.
Perfect For:
- Father's Day gifting
- Dads with a sarcastic streak
- Comic book & superhero fans
- Everyday dadwear with a twist
- Birthdays, holidays, and "just because" surprises
- Kids and partners who want to poke fun (gently)
Product features:
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Buttery Soft Feel: crafted with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a smooth, premium handfeel
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Classic Fit: crew neckline and retail fit deliver a versatile style that works for casual wear, layering, or dressed-up looks
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Tear-away Label: eliminates tag irritation for all-day comfort
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Ethically Made: produced in eco-friendly facilities with fair labor practices; made with sustainably sourced cotton and certified by WRAP & Oeko-Tex for safety and quality
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Side Seams: help garments retain shape wash after wash
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Ribbed Knit Collar: designed with superior elasticity to keep its structure over time
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Shoulder Taping: reinforces seams and prevents stretching for long-lasting wear
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Fabric Quality: lightweight (4.2 oz/yd²) and breathable, perfect for layering or standalone wear
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Fabric Blends: Solids – 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton; Heather colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather & Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Ash – 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Standard Sizes
| |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
| Width, in |
16.50 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.60 |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
| |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
10.00 |
10.40 |
10.80 |
11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
