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Carpe Noctem Vampire T-Shirt – Funny Halloween Tee for Night Owls

Carpe Noctem Vampire T-Shirt – Funny Halloween Tee for Night Owls

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Carpe Noctem Vampire T-Shirt – Funny Halloween Tee for Night Owls

Seize the night—because morning is a scam. The Carpe Noctem Vampire T-Shirt is here for every creature of the night who hears "rise and shine" and immediately hisses. Featuring a grumpy vampire woken up by a sundown alarm clock, this shirt is perfect for anyone who thrives under the stars and can't be bothered with daytime nonsense.

Printed in rich Halloween hues, this funny vampire tee blends retro cartoon charm with undead sarcasm. Whether you're an actual night-shifter, a die-hard Halloween fan, or just someone who considers sunlight their nemesis, this shirt brings fang-tastic energy to your wardrobe. And the Latin pun? Chef's kiss. Because why not mix classical language with a cranky Nosferatu?

It's the ideal funny Halloween shirt for people who are so over "Carpe Diem" vibes. Sleep in, wake up at sundown, and let your t-shirt do the talking (or the brooding). Pair it with jeans, cloaks, capes, or just a bad attitude—it works with everything after dusk.

Crafted for comfort with soft, breathable fabric, this tee is a year-round go-to. Whether you're dressing up for spooky season or living your eternal vampire truth all year long, it's comfy enough for crypt naps and clever enough for costume parties.

Perfect For:

  • Vampires who hate early meetings
  • Funny Halloween shirt collectors with a pun problem
  • Goths, night owls, and introverts with a sense of humor
  • Fans of funny vampire tees with clever wordplay
  • Halloween party hosts and haunted house regulars
  • People who would rather be sleeping—always

Product features:

  • Buttery Soft Feel: crafted with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a smooth, premium handfeel
  • Classic Fit: crew neckline and retail fit deliver a versatile style that works for casual wear, layering, or dressed-up looks
  • Tear-away Label: eliminates tag irritation for all-day comfort
  • Ethically Made: produced in eco-friendly facilities with fair labor practices; made with sustainably sourced cotton and certified by WRAP & Oeko-Tex for safety and quality
  • Side Seams: help garments retain shape wash after wash
  • Ribbed Knit Collar: designed with superior elasticity to keep its structure over time
  • Shoulder Taping: reinforces seams and prevents stretching for long-lasting wear
  • Fabric Quality: lightweight (4.2 oz/yd²) and breathable, perfect for layering or standalone wear
  • Fabric Blends: Solids – 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton; Heather colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather & Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Ash – 99% cotton, 1% polyester

Standard Sizes

  XS S M L XL
Width, in 16.50 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00
Sleeve length, in 8.60 8.90 9.20 9.50 9.70
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
  2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 10.00 10.40 10.80 11.20
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

Care instructions

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
  • Do not dryclean
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