Cthulhu Crossing T-Shirt – Beatles Abbey Road Parody Tee
The stars are right… for a walk across Abbey Road. Cue the cosmic madness. This is one parody tee you'll want in heavy rotation.
Summon the elder gods and classic rock fans in one fell swoop with this hilariously unholy mashup: a Cthulhu Abbey Road parody t-shirt that walks the line between cosmic horror and classic album cover homage. Featuring four suited Cthulhus - yes, four - striding confidently across a familiar zebra cross, this shirt combines Lovecraftian weirdness with the unmistakable swagger of the Beatles' iconic "Abbey Road" artwork.
What makes this funny Cthulhu shirt such a hit? For starters, it's the perfect mix of "cult classic" and "CULT classic." Whether you're into '60s music, tentacled monsters, or just really appreciate a smart parody, this design delivers layered laughs (and mild existential dread) in a way only Cthulhu can. The final figure, decked in white, just like Lennon, nods to the original photo while keeping the parody sharp, stylish, and just this side of madness.
Made with soft, breathable fabric and printed for crisp detail, this Beatles Abbey Road parody shirt isn't just a novelty. It's wearable, giftable, and dangerously rewatchable - as in, prepare for people to double-take every time you wear it. The muted tones and vintage-gray tee background give it a retro feel, while the tentacled twist keeps things fresh for modern myth-lovers.
This tee is perfect for fans of absurdist humor, cryptid culture, and genre-bending fashion. Whether you're gifting it to your horror-loving best friend, wearing it to band rehearsal, or rocking it to your next game night or comic con, this funny t-shirt is a conversation starter with claws.
Bonus: no arcane rituals required - just add to cart and let the cult-fandom crossover begin.
Perfect For:
- Fans of H.P. Lovecraft and The Beatles
- People who love smart parodies and weird humor
- Anyone who likes their cryptids with a soundtrack
- Comic con attendees and geek culture lovers
- Gifting to your favorite metalhead or mythos nerd
- Those who appreciate eldritch horror and vintage rock
- Tee collectors who live for visual puns
Product features:
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Buttery Soft Feel: made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
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Classic Fit: with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
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Tear-away Label: minimizes skin irritations
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Ethical: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
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No Side Seams: knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
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Ribbed Knit Collar: highly elastic collar and helps retain its shape
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Shoulder Tape: shoulder seams stabilized to help hold shape and prevent stretching
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Fabric:made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric.
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Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
Standard Sizes
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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
| Width, in |
16.00 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
7.99 |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
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2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
9.25 |
9.49 |
9.72 |
9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
