Cthulhu Wants You T-Shirt – Cthulhu T-shirt

Cthulhu Wants You T-Shirt – Mythos T-shirt for HP Lovecraft Fans

Join the cosmic cause - whether you're chaotic neutral or just really into tentacles, this funny Cthulhu t-shirt is ready to recruit you straight into the Void.

The Cthulhu Wants You to Serve the Void tee takes a classic wartime poster and gives it a Lovecraft twist. It features the Great Old One, Cthulhu, dressed like Uncle Sam - top hat, tentacles, and all - pointing straight at you. But instead of signing up for a war, you're pledging your loyalty to something far stranger: the unknown depths of cosmic horror.

This shirt is made from soft, lightweight fabric that feels great all day. The bold design pops against the background, showing off a vintage-style drawing that looks like it came out of an old book. The text wraps around Cthulhu like a spooky recruitment badge, making it look both official and ridiculous (in the best way).

Whether you're a fan of H.P. Lovecraft, love dark humor, or just enjoy turning classic Americana on its head, this graphic tee is a fun and creepy conversation starter. If we're all going a little mad anyway, we might as well look good doing it.

This Lovecraft-inspired shirt also makes a great gift for horror fans, comic con regulars, or anyone who enjoys weird jokes and tentacled monsters. It's more than just a t-shirt - it's a call to embrace the absurd and lean fully into the weird.

Perfect For:

HP Lovecraft and cosmic horror fans
Comic book, fantasy, or sci-fi convention wear
Goths, geeks, and nihilists alike
Collectors of Cthulhu merch
People with a dark sense of humor
Parody fans
Gift for horror movie buffs
Horror tee collectors
Anyone ready to serve the void (or just laugh at it)

Product features:

Buttery Soft Feel: made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Classic Fit: with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
Tear-away Label: minimizes skin irritations
Ethical: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
No Side Seams: knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed Knit Collar: highly elastic collar and helps retain its shape
Shoulder Tape: shoulder seams stabilized to help hold shape and prevent stretching
Fabric:made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric.
Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

Standard Sizes

	XS	S	M	L	XL
Width, in	16.00	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00
Sleeve length, in	7.99	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50
	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length, in	9.25	9.49	9.72	9.96
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50