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Dad T-shirt – The Man, The Myth, The Cautionary Tale Tee

Dad T-shirt – The Man, The Myth, The Cautionary Tale Tee

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Dad T-Shirt – The Man, The Myth, The Cautionary Tale Tee

Celebrate the legend, the laughs, and the life lessons (however questionable)—sometimes learned the hard way with this witty dad t-shirt.

Being a dad is a heroic journey - full of wisdom, mishaps, and the occasional story that ends with "...and that's why we don't play with firecrackers indoors." This hilarious graphic tee is for the dad who's not just legendary, but also a walking reminder that maybe we should've read the instructions first.

Our Dad: The Man. The Myth. The Cautionary Tale. shirt is soft, durable, and designed with a bold tan print on a laid-back blue base, giving off vintage Americana dad energy. The typography is clean and impactful - just like Dad's advice, only with fewer expletives. Whether he's grilling, tinkering in the garage, or telling that one story (again), this shirt lets him wear his legacy loud and proud.

Made from breathable cotton-blend fabric, it's perfect for Father's Day, birthdays, or just because. This funny dad shirt is sure to get laughs at family gatherings, backyard BBQs, or PTA meetings - especially from the people who know exactly what stories inspired the "cautionary" part.

This tee isn't just a gift - it's an heirloom of hard-earned dad wisdom and legendary whoops moments. Ideal for first-time dads, seasoned pros, and everyone who knows that parenting is equal parts heart, humor, and "What did you just do?"

Featuring the phrase "Dad. The Man. The Myth. The Cautionary Tale." in a clean, bold font, this shirt delivers humor with a side of hard-earned wisdom. Whether it's a gentle roast or a proud badge of honor, this tee strikes the perfect balance of funny and heartfelt.

Printed on a soft, breathable cotton blend, it's ideal for weekend lounging, tinkering in the garage, or dispensing unsolicited advice. Great for Father's Day, birthdays, or anytime you want to give Dad the recognition (and gentle teasing) he deserves.

Perfect For:

  • Birthday presents for dads who love a good laugh
  • Husbands, stepdads, and grandpas
  • Father's Day gifts with personality
  • Dads who are better than instructions
  • Family reunion laughs
  • DIY dads and home project heroes
  • Kids who've learned from Dad's "teachable moments"
  • The family comedian
  • Anyone who's learned from Dad's "life lessons"
  • Fans of dad jokes and sarcastic humor
  • Casual weekend wear or backyard BBQs

Product features:

  • >Buttery Soft Feel: made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Classic Fit: with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
  • Tear-away Label: minimizes skin irritations
  • Ethical: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
  • No Side Seams: knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
  • Ribbed Knit Collar: highly elastic collar and helps retain its shape
  • Shoulder Tape: shoulder seams stabilized to help hold shape and prevent stretching
  • Fabric:made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric.
  • Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

Standard Sizes

  XS S M L XL
Width, in 16.00 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00
Sleeve length, in 7.99 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
  2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 9.25 9.49 9.72 9.96
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

Care instructions


- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

 

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