Hoot Goblin T-Shirt – Funny Owl Tee for Night Owls & Mischief Makers
Grumpy. Feathered. Slightly cursed. The Hoot Goblin does not approve—and neither do you.
Some owls are wise. Some are majestic. And then there's this guy: the Hoot Goblin. Disheveled, judgmental, and clearly on the brink of hexing your inbox, this creature is not here for your vibes. He's here for darkness, snacks, and unprovoked glares from shadowy corners.
This Hoot Goblin T-Shirt is the perfect blend of feral energy, fantasy absurdity, and feathered disdain. Featuring a scraggly owl straight out of a folk horror bedtime story, it's ideal for anyone who identifies more with "why are you talking to me" than "follow your dreams." It's the kind of shirt that gets nods from other cryptid-minded weirdos and double takes from normies—just how we like it.
Whether you're an actual night owl or just emotionally aligned with woodland goblins, this funny owl tee lets your inner curmudgeon fly free. The muted color palette and distressed illustration give it a vintage field-guide feel, while the bold HOOT GOBLIN text makes your presence known without making small talk.
Made from soft, breathable fabric and available in multiple colors, it's comfy enough for long study sessions, moody forest walks, witchy market strolls, or just staying home and refusing to answer emails. Great for Halloween season, fantasy fans, birdwatchers with a dark sense of humor, or that one friend who's somehow always wearing flannel and disappearing into the woods.
Don't let the judgmental glare fool you—this owl shirt is full of charm. Just... don't make eye contact for too long.
Perfect For:
- Owl lovers with chaotic or cryptid energy
- Fantasy fans and folklore nerds
- Grumpy goths and cozy misanthropes
- Birdwatchers with a sense of humor
- Funny owl gifts for introverts and night owls
- People who prefer owls to people
Product features:
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Buttery Soft Feel: crafted with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a smooth, premium handfeel
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Classic Fit: crew neckline and retail fit deliver a versatile style that works for casual wear, layering, or dressed-up looks
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Tear-away Label: eliminates tag irritation for all-day comfort
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Ethically Made: produced in eco-friendly facilities with fair labor practices; made with sustainably sourced cotton and certified by WRAP & Oeko-Tex for safety and quality
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Side Seams: help garments retain shape wash after wash
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Ribbed Knit Collar: designed with superior elasticity to keep its structure over time
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Shoulder Taping: reinforces seams and prevents stretching for long-lasting wear
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Fabric Quality: lightweight (4.2 oz/yd²) and breathable, perfect for layering or standalone wear
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Fabric Blends: Solids – 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton; Heather colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather & Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Ash – 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Standard Sizes
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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
| Width, in |
16.50 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.60 |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
| |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
10.00 |
10.40 |
10.80 |
11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
