Zombie Brains on Drugs T-Shirt – Funny Halloween Cooking Tee
One frying pan. One brain. Infinite questions. Welcome to zombie education 101.
Meet the undead version of a classic 1980s PSA with a twist you never saw coming—this BRAAAINS… Any Questions? T-Shirt takes the iconic "This is your brain on drugs" ad and gives it a Halloween-worthy makeover with a hungry zombie professor at the hot plate.
Instead of a suited adult voice calmly cracking eggs into a skillet, you've got a wide-eyed cartoon zombie, fresh from the crypt and ready to fry your brain—literally. And he's still got one important question: "Aaaany questions?"
This funny zombie shirt is both a nostalgic throwback and a hilarious standalone gag. Whether or not you remember the original anti-drug campaign, the visual alone sells the joke: undead chef, hot skillet, and one sunny-side-up cerebral snack.
It's perfect for Halloween, horror movie nights, or anyone who loves parody tees that go one layer deeper. The distressed, vintage-style text gives the design a retro vibe, while the colors and cartoon detailing make it wearable for parties, casual costumes, or just messing with your coworkers in October.
Made with soft cotton and available in multiple colors, this unisex Halloween shirt is comfy enough to survive a full moon, a haunted hayride, or grading essays after dark. Whether you're dressing up a little or going full zombie-core, this shirt gets laughs without needing a full costume.
It also makes a clever gift for horror fans, Halloween party hosts, or anyone with dark humor and great taste in 1980s ephemera. Wear it ironically, wear it proudly—or wear it while frying eggs and whispering "Braaaains…" to no one in particular.
Perfect For:
- Halloween parties and casual costume days
- 1980s nostalgia fans and PSA throwback lovers
- Zombie shirt collectors and horror comedy nerds
- Teachers with a twisted sense of humor
- Anyone with brains. Or an appetite for them
Product features:
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Buttery Soft Feel: crafted with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a smooth, premium handfeel
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Classic Fit: crew neckline and retail fit deliver a versatile style that works for casual wear, layering, or dressed-up looks
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Tear-away Label: eliminates tag irritation for all-day comfort
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Ethically Made: produced in eco-friendly facilities with fair labor practices; made with sustainably sourced cotton and certified by WRAP & Oeko-Tex for safety and quality
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Side Seams: help garments retain shape wash after wash
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Ribbed Knit Collar: designed with superior elasticity to keep its structure over time
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Shoulder Taping: reinforces seams and prevents stretching for long-lasting wear
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Fabric Quality: lightweight (4.2 oz/yd²) and breathable, perfect for layering or standalone wear
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Fabric Blends: Solids – 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton; Heather colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather & Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Ash – 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Standard Sizes
| |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
| Width, in |
16.50 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.60 |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
| |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
10.00 |
10.40 |
10.80 |
11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
